C-Grade Villiany!

Khoob jamega rang jab mil baithenge 3 yaar, aap, main, aur google talk. Lol. Me and panjak ended up talking crap and 
what resulted was a lot of laughs! Read on...


pankajunk:
e budde!!!! jo wahan daag kaun saaf karega!! tera baap??? raps him with his walking stick

me:
ae budhiya, lagta hai mera hunter pada nahi tujhe bade din se, chal bageeche ki ghaas kaat

pankajunk: 
e budiya!!! aaj fir gobi khilayegi!!! (throws garam garam gobi at buddis face)

arre maine lawn mower use karne ko kaha kya??? apne muh se kaat!! aur use khaa!!!

aur jab ana aur neha milne ayenge.....ana = ye bichare budda buddi kaun hain? hansa = ye mere naukar hain

budda = magar bahu....SLAPPPPPP shuts him up

me:
and exit buddha buddhi
and me - muhahahaha bol ana kaise aana hua
chal kitty party shuru kare
tu patte kaat main breezer nikalti hu

pankajunk:
mera pehla daaw meri saas ka mangalsutra 
mera doosra daaw mere sasur ka pension account

and they get chatty....hansa = yaar ana mera dil vo nayi chevrolet ki gaadi lene ka hai..magar paise nahi hain
hansa = tujhe pata hai mere sasur ke upar life insurance policy hai....aur haadse to hote rehte hain....

me:
ana - main ek aadmi ko janti hu jo ye kaam saste mein kar dega 
aarti - arre saste mein kya ye to free mein ho sakta hai

pankajunk:
hansa = mujhe kisi aadmi vaadmi ki zaroorat nahi hai
hee hee
aarti = maine kerisone oil use kiya tha....bada effective hai
cheekhen sun ke extra maza aata hai

me:
hansa - bas mere pati ko kuch nahi pata chalna chahiye

pankajunk:
ana - vo to lallu hai

me:
nahi to teesri shaadi karni padegi
neha - saare mard lallu hote hain
ab mere patiko hi dekh lo

pankajunk:
ana - yaa, can u call me when u murder your saas sasur, jabse maine apne waalon ko maara hai i havent had that sort o fun yaa

me:
i have a feeling uwant 2 continue with the dialogues

pankajunk:
nah
bas ab dimag khali ho gya

me:
lol
itne mein hi

pankajunk:
my villany is exhausted
 
me:
how will u sustain ur career as a dilogue writer for ghar ki lakshmi betiyan

pankajunk:
(i have a good mind to post this chat to my blog tho)

me:
me too
chal let's both do it